If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Come back. Shots need mouths.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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