They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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