if i died would you start the facebook group?
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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