He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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