talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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