This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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