Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
His nipple licking is glorious
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