PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Randomize
