hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
You know, be my cock's hype man.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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