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Puke
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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