Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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