you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
These tits shall not be calmed
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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