is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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