How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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