love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Randomize
