The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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