Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
