We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
please don't ironically join a cult
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