Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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