Well apparently he's into motor boating.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
My bed smells like the plague
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