If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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