New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
