So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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