ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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