Tell her she can't have a vagina
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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