im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
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