what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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