Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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