Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
