Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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