I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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