ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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