Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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