My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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