Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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