I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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