Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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