i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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