see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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