you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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