you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I just googled if crying burns calories
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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