I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Operation Purity has been aborted
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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