Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
