this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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