how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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