I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
i think i have herpe
just one?
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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