he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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