butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Randomize
