This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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