I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
My vagina is very pro this idea
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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