Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Randomize
