Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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