at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
