Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
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My liver just had a heart attack.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Dicks are not precious.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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