bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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