I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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