are you still at the devil's house?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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